Sugar and spice and everything nice,
That’s what little girls are made of.
Snakes and snails and puppy dog tails,
That’s what little boys are made of.
Except in Spain.
Pom-poms and socks and golden girl locks.
Buttons and bows with suspenders and hose.
Ribbon and trim, polka-dots dots but no grin.
Spit and spiddle, with a wee penis fiddle.
THAT is what little boys are made of.