Help. I am at a loss with this photo. Can you believe it? Me, all out of wit and sarcasm. I need your help.
What remark, jab or imaginary conversation does this image deserve?
This outfit is not just a “Not So Spanish” kind of look, it is more a “Holy crap, they would take away your Spanish passport” kind of look.
I can actually relate to this girl and probably we should be best friends. She is obviously concerned about comfort and convenience. I doubt she would dress her children in starched white ruffled blouses and leiderhosen. But for all my lack of good taste I have never been tempted to highlight my belly roll by squeezing it between a thong and a bum bag.
So please, dear readers. What witty title does this fashion FO-PA deserve?
The grand prize winner will receive my express permission to flop on the couch and drink a cold beer.