Bob and Doug Santos Fraser


Yago: ” Dad, I thought you were Spanish.  What’s with the dorky plaid flannel?”

“Aren’t you brave, sophisticated and gallant like a real Spanish man?  Never turning your back on danger?”

 

Rogelio: ” Well son, I’ll tell you a secret.  This is the ugliest shirt I own, but your Mom thinks it’s sexy.”

Yago:  “What does she know about fashion?  I thought I was a Spanish baby.  She put me in dance pants and crocs.  Where are my linen lieder-hosen and leather loafers?  Why doesn’t she iron my underwear like the other Spanish Moms?”

Yago: “And check these puppies out.  No pom-poms.  The kids are going to laugh at me. “

Rogelio:  “Relax son, your Mom is getting the hang of this Spanish thing.  The dance pants are just preparation for what real Spanish men wear.    Ballet slippers.”

Yago:  “Take off, Spanish hoser,  I’m outta here.  Gotta get me some back bacon.  And I am not wearing a Mickey Mouse hat unless it comes with a trip to Disney Land.”

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6 comments

  1. Rogelio: ” Well son, I’ll tell you a secret. This is the ugliest shirt I own, but your Mom thinks it’s sexy.”

    Rogelio is a *smart* man. 🙂

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