I hate to dwell on the fact that I am a social outcast, but the truth is, I am just an animal in the zoo. The neighbours like to stare at me, but that’s as close as they get. But I shouldn’t complain. My status has improved since Yago came along. Luckily, the kid is blonde and pretty darn cute so even the snootiest neighbours like to ruffle his hair. Even the old ladies aren’t rude enough to fondle my kid without at least offering a grunt in my general direction.
In my more melancholy moments I wonder, Where have I gone wrong? What can I do to fit in? I have learned the language, I buy pig fat at the local grocery, what more can I do?
The video below was my eureka moment. Spanish folks love kids and snappy dressers. These fashion gems are my ticket to social acceptance.
Do you think “Pooing in blue” will look good with my hair? I sure hope they come in my size.
Thanks for the link, bluecloverbelle.