Welcome to the Jungle

In my version of the universe, kids need to get outside.  They need natural spaces to explore.  They need to run and burn off steam.  Sticks, rocks, mud, weeds;  these are good things.

My bias comes from a youth spent in northern Canada.  A summer of sticks and rocks was a welcome change from six months of snowballs.

My outdoor/goodness theory flies in the face of Algeciras parenting.  While I feel wet feet double as an opportunity to clean between toes, here, wet feet rank with pedophiles and unmatched socks on the DANGER scale.  The priorities are clean, matching, vacuum packed and highly sugared.

The other day I saw a woman walking beside her perhaps 9-year old son.  They were limping along awkwardly.  As they approached you could see that the strange posture was because the mother had her hand down the boy’s collar, stretching the shirt away from his skin.

Snippets of conversation as they passed revealed that she could not allow his skin to be in contact with wet cotton for the duration of their 20 metre journey to the car, least he die of pneumonia on the way.

This conversation took place on a sunny 15 degree afternoon.

Hence, we almost always have the playground to ourselves.  It is always either too hot, too cold, too windy, too early or too something for the neighbour kids.

Even with the life-threatening dangers of puddles and Mediterranean breezes,  the lonely playground gets a little tame for us Canadian kids.  We need to venture out into the wilds.  Natural spaces are tough to find in Algeciras, but we can always retreat to our favorite place, the cemetery.

“Bring it.   I’ve got my boots on.  I eat WILD for breakfast.”

The patch of weeds behind the cemetery provides the thrills we Canadian adventurers need.  Throwing sticks.  Picking weeds.  Dodging dog-poo.  Appreciating the perfection of grafitti nature.

We breath deeply of the fresh air blowing in off the sea.  Ah yes.  The fine scent of diesel fumes from the port mingles with a delicate whiff of oil refinery.

The wilderness behind the cemetery is kid stuff for us big strong Canadians.  We can take on semi-wild cats and old men swinging walking sticks.  Even a Saint Bernard poo doesn’t scare us away.  No, we can take the wilderness.  The real danger around here comes in the form of large, fuzzy, dancing turtles.

“Turtles?  There aren’t any dancing turtles back here, are there Mom?”

That will bring you to your, na na na na na na na na knees, knees!



  1. I couldn’t agree with you more!! From the time it hits say, ohhhhh about 30 degrees (F) (perhaps about -1 c) I boot the kids outside and announce, “IT’S AN OUTSIDE DAY!” Growing up in Wisconsin, where the state bird is a mosquito, that was where we lived – OUTSIDE – and I have the scars (from scratching) to prove it.

    And to clarify, what’s up with all the Spanish suegras who swear that running around with a wet head post bathtime will land you in the hospital with a bad cold or worse {gasp} pneumonia??

  2. In Switzerland, my husband was paid to dry girls hair after swimming lessons, so perhaps this cold/wetness phenomenon is a European one?

    Is there an inside joke on the turtles?

  3. 15 degrees is shorts weather in my world. As far as the wet head thing. I always thought it was just my mom (perhaps her generation) that can’t get it thru their thick toques that colds are NOT caused by getting your head or feet cold and or wet. BUT alas I have been proven wrong…its not just old ladies but many many MANY others.

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