Auntie Gwen joined the whole family on the beach today. She’s just coming out of a long, cold Canadian winter and she needs some sun. She needs to see the ocean. She needs to see a little European culture.
OMG, did she need to see this?
Auntie Gwen, cleaning her glasses: “Is it just my eyes, or did that fellow forget his bathing suit?”
Auntie Gwen, squinting into the sun: “Oh dear. Oh my. Oh dear. We don’t see much of that back home.”
A.G. unable to avert her eyes: “Oh dear. That can’t be comfortable.”
A.G., nervously addressing her European nephew: “So, Rogelio, what kind of bathing suit are you planning on bringing to Canada next summer?
Everyone together: “NOOOoooooooo. Don’t bend over!”