I didn’t understand the United States until I found myself in a New Orleans convenience store at 2:00am. I bought liquor and a Ouiji Board. I was too shy to ask if they sold handguns from behind the counter or my American cultural education would have been complete.
Do you want to know Spain? Here’s what I bought at a convenience store today.
A 3-pack of kid’s juice-box sized, tetra packs of wine.
And Catholic symbol stickers! Written in a mix of Spanish and Portuguese, labelled in English, and made in China of course.