I really need some extra cash. I really need adult conversation. A new career path is a must. But with 30% unemployment around here, a gal has to think outside the box.
How about witchcraft? Spells? Potions? Surely there is a market for tarot card readings in this economic climate. Of course I can’t compete with the big-box paranormal stores, but perhaps there is an opportunity for a boutique witchcraft store targeted to the mentally deranged right here in the neighbourhood.
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. Damn.