I tried to publish this post with a more explicit title but WordPress wouldn’t let me. It tripped their pornography filter. Ha ha.
Just a Mommy blogger with a few illegal kale plants and I’m on the internet shit-list.
These were washing up all over the beach last weekend.
Last time I saw something like this it was at a battery-powered “Tupperware party” for bored housewives. wink wink.
What is it?