Bull fighting is controversial. It is deeply respected tradition in Spain, not to mention a money spinner. But killing animals for sport is bloody, cruel and seen as barbaric in these times.
There is hope. I think these freaks just nailed the future of bullfighting. And a new generation of tumble-tot classes in Spain surely will help rebuild the economy.
Jump ahead to 0:39 seconds to get to the good stuff.
Yago: ” Dad, I thought you were Spanish. What’s with the dorky plaid flannel?”
“Aren’t you brave, sophisticated and gallant like a real Spanish man? Never turning your back on danger?”
Rogelio: ” Well son, I’ll tell you a secret. This is the ugliest shirt I own, but your Mom thinks it’s sexy.”
Yago: “What does she know about fashion? I thought I was a Spanish baby. She put me in dance pants and crocs. Where are my linen lieder-hosen and leather loafers? Why doesn’t she iron my underwear like the other Spanish Moms?”
Yago: “And check these puppies out. No pom-poms. The kids are going to laugh at me. “
Rogelio: “Relax son, your Mom is getting the hang of this Spanish thing. The dance pants are just preparation for what real Spanish men wear. Ballet slippers.”
Yago: “Take off, Spanish hoser, I’m outta here. Gotta get me some back bacon. And I am not wearing a Mickey Mouse hat unless it comes with a trip to Disney Land.”